An even worse liturgical invention
A while back we were all discussing the worst liturgical invention. But my wife has now come across one that’s hard to beat. On the weekend she visited a large church, and the church’s newsletter included the following announcement:
Water baptisms: held the last Sunday of every month.
Baptism in the Holy Spirit: held the second Sunday of every month.
One cannot even parody such an announcement, since it is already its own parody. Anyway, my own suggestion was that they should also schedule regeneration for Tuesday evenings and sanctification for the third Friday of every month.
