Theological click-bait: number 7 will shock you!

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Ruether: This woman’s critique of patriarchy will change the way you see the world.
Hippolytus: He saw an early church baptism. What they wore will shock you.
Ignatius: This man wants to be eaten by lions. The reason brought me to tears.
Cyril of Alexandria: He says that Christ has two natures. How he joins them will blow your mind.
Athanasius: See why homoiousians HATE him!
Athanasius: See why homoiousians HATE him!
Augustine: Can’t stop sinning? He’ll tell you why.
Pelagius: Want to stop sinning? He shares the secret.
Barth: He found the only good reason for not becoming a Roman Catholic. You won’t believe what it is.
Przywara: Find out why the works one of Catholicism’s greatest modern thinkers were never translated into English.
Gregory of Nyssa: He saw God in the darkness, but that was just the beginning.
Nestorius: His civil reform will make you dislike him. By the time he preaches you’ll hate him.
Luther: He wrote ninety-five theses. Number ninety-four will change your life.
Irenaeus: He says that this has happened before. See why it’s all better this time around.
Irenaeus: He says that this has happened before. See why it’s all better this time around.
Tanner: She calls Christ a key. You’ll never guess what he unlocks.
Basil: They wanted to leave their money to the poor in their wills. What he said in response will trouble you deeply.
Coakley: Kenosis is back. You'll never stop contemplating her critique of the critics.
Williams: They want to describe reality, but he wants to represent it. You can’t know what he’ll say next.
Keller: Life too orderly? Let her introduce you to the beauty of chaos.
Girard: He’s got his critics whipped up into a frenzy. Will they let him stay?
Bonhoeffer: He’s a pacifist in prison. You’ll never guess why.
*slow clap
95 theses - each on a separate page surrounded by ads.
Ben Myers - This man captured the internet with just 21 headings. What he does with it will blow your mind.
I'm forwarding this to my husband :-)
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