tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post7919983263777864795..comments2024-03-25T13:40:30.747-04:00Comments on Faith and Theology: Caption contest: the Archbishop's tea partyBen Myershttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03800127501735910966noreply@blogger.comBlogger59125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-2435699428664290762009-09-30T11:10:14.260-04:002009-09-30T11:10:14.260-04:00Wait a second... this isn't sugar in my tea!Wait a second... this isn't sugar in my tea!cbernardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03598497502207169866noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-55239570958715381342009-09-29T19:08:57.210-04:002009-09-29T19:08:57.210-04:00"It's true! Diet Dr. Pepper does taste m..."It's true! Diet Dr. Pepper does taste more like real Dr. Pepper!Tim y.noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-8080124725302201652009-09-29T18:24:02.578-04:002009-09-29T18:24:02.578-04:00I BLOW BUBBLES!!!I BLOW BUBBLES!!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-35357084181081293212009-09-29T17:49:15.116-04:002009-09-29T17:49:15.116-04:00My nose is stuck!My nose is stuck!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07866639097998917122noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-50640545661090314252009-09-29T17:38:35.414-04:002009-09-29T17:38:35.414-04:00If you weren't below the age of accountability...If you weren't below the age of accountability I would excommunicate you for putting vodka in this tea!<br /><br />-EmersonAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-27314792633572753262009-09-29T12:54:57.180-04:002009-09-29T12:54:57.180-04:00Why are you so surprised, Vicar? I told you i mad...Why are you so surprised, Vicar? I told you i made the lemonade all by myself...Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16698562143972216357noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-64329584630992778722009-09-29T11:16:52.972-04:002009-09-29T11:16:52.972-04:00The Archbishop encountered this little one while t...The Archbishop encountered this little one while testing out the new communion wares he had ordered.<br /><br />-or-<br /><br />So Archbishop it is the blood of Christ before you drink it right?Robert Angisonhttp://nope.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-3204901192094311512009-09-29T10:15:29.457-04:002009-09-29T10:15:29.457-04:00`Have you guessed the riddle yet?' the Hatter ...`Have you guessed the riddle yet?' the Hatter said, turning to Alice again. <br /><br />`No, I give it up,' Alice replied: `what's the answer?' <br /><br />`I haven't the slightest idea,' said the Hatter. <br /><br />`Nor I,' said the March Hare. <br /><br />Alice sighed wearily. `I think you might do something better with the time,' she said, `than waste it in asking riddles that have no answers.'Fatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-66132718188134446932009-09-29T10:04:54.650-04:002009-09-29T10:04:54.650-04:00Having detected the faint but unmistakable taste o...Having detected the faint but unmistakable taste of hemlock, the archbishop opted to forego a second "token of trust" at the ecumenical luncheon.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-15375110580111613732009-09-29T09:10:20.938-04:002009-09-29T09:10:20.938-04:00The Archbishop is frightfully unimpressed with the...The Archbishop is frightfully unimpressed with the General Synod's proposed alternative to the administration of the presently suspended common cup.Ash Cnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-46112041356294430082009-09-29T08:21:53.883-04:002009-09-29T08:21:53.883-04:00"Silly Rowan, this is a Neti Pot.""Silly Rowan, this is a Neti Pot."Scott Savagehttp://twoemptyhands.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-20414071234396542632009-09-29T07:34:00.246-04:002009-09-29T07:34:00.246-04:00-B's submission has prompted the following:
&...-B's submission has prompted the following:<br /><br />"The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle; the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true"Fatnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-45402781736894104082009-09-29T07:11:58.099-04:002009-09-29T07:11:58.099-04:00Good golly, I think she's slipped me a mickey....Good golly, I think she's slipped me a mickey.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-38017949483374993542009-09-29T06:43:45.292-04:002009-09-29T06:43:45.292-04:00AC: That's a cute purple outfit.
Child: I'...AC: That's a cute purple outfit.<br />Child: I've already become a bishop in America.<br />AC: Oh no! What will the conservatives think?Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01962346726135774200noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-39869614951914995002009-09-29T05:42:23.133-04:002009-09-29T05:42:23.133-04:00Morgana: Merlin, I wanted you to know your secret&...Morgana: Merlin, I wanted you to know your secret's safe with me.<br />Merlin: My secret?<br />Morgana: Come on. Don't pretend. I know what you did.<br />Merlin: You do?<br />Morgana: I saw it with my own eyes. <br />Merlin: You did?<br />Morgana: I understand why you don't want anyone to know. <br />Merlin: Well, obviously... <br />Morgana: I won't tell anyone. You don't mind me talking to you about it?<br />Merlin: No. It's... you have no idea how hard it is to keep this hidden. <br />Morgana: Well, you can continue to deny it but... I think Gwen's a very lucky woman.larusdominicanusnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-16903689552511494852009-09-29T00:27:34.681-04:002009-09-29T00:27:34.681-04:00But it is so simple! All I have to do is divine f...But it is so simple! All I have to do is divine from what I know of you. Are you the sort of man that would put the poison into his own gobblet or his enemies? Now a clever man would put the poison into his own gobblet because he would know that only a great fool would reach toward what he was given! I'm not a great fool so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you! But you must have known I was not a great fool! You would have counted on it! So I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me!-Bhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03071235931699661699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-52901204580205365522009-09-28T23:55:02.074-04:002009-09-28T23:55:02.074-04:00That's the one I spat in, Mr Rowan!That's the one I spat in, Mr Rowan!Paul WLtonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02270099172326612364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-12138241932340927072009-09-28T23:43:51.937-04:002009-09-28T23:43:51.937-04:00"You have an opinion on the Covenant?""<i>You</i> have an opinion on the Covenant?"adhunthttp://www.theophiliacs.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-5878098334054758802009-09-28T22:54:52.058-04:002009-09-28T22:54:52.058-04:00Wright said what?!? I know what I meant to say...h...Wright said what?!? I know what I meant to say...he doesn't have to "clarify" everything that those Americans hate me forstevehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05053651708868310659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-2434964332053777992009-09-28T22:33:22.121-04:002009-09-28T22:33:22.121-04:00So Mr Rowan, who is your favourite Spice Girl?So Mr Rowan, who is your favourite Spice Girl?Wesleynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-37855963192684252122009-09-28T22:28:50.391-04:002009-09-28T22:28:50.391-04:00"You're ePIScopalian, Mr Rowan? Funny you..."You're ePIScopalian, Mr Rowan? Funny you should say that..."Ian Packerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16018869275276615557noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-32269493977024268502009-09-28T20:26:23.139-04:002009-09-28T20:26:23.139-04:00As Mary insisted that Rowan's love of Anglican...As Mary insisted that Rowan's love of Anglican compromise shouldn't obstruct a public display of affection for 'high' tea, the Archbishop hid behind his famous 'I'm just an owl' get out manoeuver.Matt Edmondsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-86535356832935029822009-09-28T19:19:54.178-04:002009-09-28T19:19:54.178-04:00'The diamonds, Rowan. The deal was for the dia...'The diamonds, Rowan. The deal was for the diamonds!'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-76272704148567745842009-09-28T18:48:41.171-04:002009-09-28T18:48:41.171-04:00"There is no harm in admitting that one may p..."There is no harm in admitting that one may possibly pray better, in certain cases, after a cup of tea than without it." Karl Rahner::aaron g::https://www.blogger.com/profile/03849988327077565616noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14261952.post-40935477732898893062009-09-28T18:23:21.010-04:002009-09-28T18:23:21.010-04:00"Hey kid, most people serve the good stuff fi..."Hey kid, most people serve the good stuff first, then the poorer. But you have kept the best stuff until now. <i>Cana redivivis</i>"Edward Pothierhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18392755645105646320noreply@blogger.com